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And what's the deal with gossip columnists? They have the weirdest names for their columns and the strangest....ways of separating their stories....and such.

Here's my shot:

On Saturday night at Pure [Caesar's, Las Vegas (assume this is from the Sun or the Review-Journal)] Dirk Nowitsky obliged boss Mark Cuban with a drink at this month's hottest nightspot; the Maverick mogul would have been happier if he could have shined brighter than his much-taller and humbler German hoopster, who drew the looks of all, but to no surprise, Cuban had his own circle of ladies to entertain....Poker is still in, it seems, as Chris "Jesus" Ferguson roamed around the upper deck at Pure with as much attention as Dirk; same guy, if you subtract fourteen inches of height and add a nineteen-year-old escort and a cowboy hat....Wynn Las Vegas; seven, seven crap out. Please enter our club!! We need someone! Even you!! Wynn...No More Bets.

PositiveMode hears, among possible buyers-out who can make good use of Wynn: Tony Gwynn Resorts of Las Vegas. You heard it here first...

I promise, it's all true!

What gossip columnist gives such an earnest affirmance at the conclusion of their allegations?

I think that in some ways, bold will always be cooler than hyperlink.

posted by PositiveMode @ 3:23 AM